There are many theories and explanations of what Jesus’ death and resurrection mean, but only one is valid.
While a classical account of Jesus’ death can be found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion_of_Jesus, in this article, we will explore non-classical interpretations.
Therefore, let’s first ask my digital assistant to list 10 unorthodox explanations for Jesus’s death and resurrection.”
Was Jesus an Alien who died on the cross?
ChatGPT:
“1. Mythical Figure Theory
Explanation: Jesus was a symbolic or mythological character rather than a historical figure.
Life: Stories of his life are allegorical, teaching moral and spiritual truths.
Death: His crucifixion represents the universal human struggle.
Resurrection: A metaphor for hope, renewal, or the triumph of spirit over adversity.
2. Alien Visitation Hypothesis
Explanation: Jesus was an extraterrestrial being with advanced knowledge and abilities.
Life: His teachings and miracles reflect superior technology or understanding.
Death: His crucifixion was a staged event to demonstrate human cruelty.
Resurrection: A technological feat, such as cloning or regeneration.
3. Buddhist Influence Theory
Explanation: Jesus traveled to India or Tibet and integrated Buddhist philosophy into his teachings.
Life: His teachings on love and compassion mirror Buddhist principles.
Death: Seen as a conscious acceptance of suffering, akin to Buddhist self-sacrifice.
Resurrection: A symbolic continuation of the idea that spiritual enlightenment transcends death.
4. Political Revolutionary Theory
Explanation: Jesus was a revolutionary fighting against Roman oppression.
Life: His ministry was a covert political movement.
Death: A political execution by the Roman authorities.
Resurrection: A fabrication by his followers to sustain the movement.
5. Twin or Body Double Theory
Explanation: Jesus had a twin or a look-alike who contributed to the resurrection story.
Life: One twin lived publicly, and the other remained hidden.
Death: The public twin was crucified.
Resurrection: The hidden twin appeared, leading to the belief in resurrection.
6. Hallucination Hypothesis
Explanation: Post-crucifixion appearances were collective hallucinations or visions.
Life: Jesus inspired intense devotion among his followers.
Death: A tragic event amplifying their psychological state.
Resurrection: Followers’ grief and desire led to visionary experiences of Jesus.
7. Apollonian Archetype Theory
Explanation: Jesus’s story is a retelling of earlier solar deity myths.
Life: His narrative parallels sun gods like Apollo or Horus.
Death: Symbolizes the setting of the sun.
Resurrection: Represents the sunrise or the triumph of light over darkness.
8. Psychedelic Experience Theory
Explanation: Jesus and his followers used mind-altering substances for spiritual insights.
Life: His teachings emerged from altered states of consciousness.
Death: His crucifixion was perceived through symbolic interpretations.
Resurrection: A visionary or transcendent experience induced by psychedelics.
9. Stolen Body Hypothesis
Explanation: Jesus’s body was removed from the tomb by his followers.
Life: A charismatic leader who inspired intense loyalty.
Death: Followers feared the end of their movement.
Resurrection: An orchestrated event to maintain faith in his mission.
10. Time Traveler Hypothesis
Explanation: Jesus was a time traveler who influenced history with advanced knowledge.
Life: His miracles and prophecies result from future technology.
Death: He staged his crucifixion to fulfill historical records.
Resurrection: A reappearance enabled by time-travel capabilities.
These theories are speculative and unorthodox, often diverging significantly from traditional Christian interpretations.”
Read more about the mythological family drama in my article Evil god Yahweh: Saturn Devouring His Son at https://god-doesntexist.com/evil-god-yahweh-saturn-devouring-his-son/
Jesus’ death was fictional because he never lived
They are exciting, funny, and fantasy, but they are not completely true. The closest one is the first one as Jesus never lived and was just a fictional character. That means that Jesus’ death is also fictional.
His or more precise anonymous authors’ biblical “teachings” or preachings are just stage speeches for the Christian believers as the karmic religious roles. No matter what the actors on the stage say, it stays on the stage because it is for the actors only.
In our lives, there are seemingly two levels: reality and fiction. However, from the higher perspective of the karmicons who created our world, there is only one level: fiction. Indeed, both of our levels—”reality” and fiction—are, for them, merely fiction.
Thus, everything the biblical Jesus said is just a Bible stage speech, and everything real people say is also just a planetary stage speech.
Therefore, to truly understand the Game, you have to exit it and move at least one level higher. Specifically, in our case, you must ascend to the level of the karmicons from the Evil Karmic organization, who designed our world and all its characters, including their thoughts, words, feelings, emotions, and actions.
This applies to “real” people like you and me, as well as all fictional characters like Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and J-man.
Jesus’ death, and resurrection is a symbol of the karmic incarnational system
1. God represents a soul, or rather, an incarnant.
This refers to a human from another planet who, after birth, is forcibly incarnated into another human on a lower planet by the karmicons.
There are no souls, a “soul” is just a technical karmic term for incarnants or humans going into incarnation.
2. Jesus is the “body”.
He is the personality, the living costume, the vehicle, the vessel for the incoming incarnant, a human from the higher planet.
In the biblical case, a vessel for a god who is by the doctrine of the trinity also his son. Jesus’ death is thus the end of the god’s incarnation.
3. Torture, crucifixion, and death are symbols of a difficult life.
In the Karmic System, Evil was necessary and suffering was the way to pay off the karmic debts or “sins” of the incarnational vertical or “humanity”. Jesus’ death is the price for the believers’ sins.
The Divider was on the top of the incarnational vertical. He divided into lower energy beings who divided into even lower beings, incarnants or humans. The karmicons forced them to incarnate into lower human babies.
All energy beings and humans from one such group (“soul group”) were just parts of the Divider. He divided and sent his parts to gather experiences, and after their numerous incarnations, he pulled them back, devoured them, and took their experiences.
4. Death is the end of the incarnation.
After death, the karmicons took the dead one to their quarters.
5. Resurrection is the continuation of life after death.
The karmicons transformed the departed one into his incarnant after the one-week review of the life.
Jesus transformed into Christ-like some higher being. He continued to the higher level of the Game same as all humans who died and were transformed into their incarnants from the higher planets.
5. Going to heaven is the symbolic return of the incarnant.
He goes home and waits for the next forced incarnation.
After the birth of a human baby into which he was forcibly incarnated, the karmicons blocked his memory or switched him off. He was in deep sleep, without dreams the whole life a new human lived. After his death and one-week life review, the karmicons executed reverse action: they transformed a human into an incarnant, awakened him, switched his memory on, and sent him home.
6. The bible represents a karmic scenario for the character’s birth, life, and death.
The karmicons wrote incarnational scripts more than 100 years before the baby’s birth, together with all specific data about life, including time, place, and way of death.
7. The Church cares about religion and believers, but most of all, about money and privilege.
It presents the Karmic organization that takes care of the Karmic system, incarnation, forced debt with negative karma, and repayment of karmic debts
8. Faith is a symbolical wish, hope, and motivation.
They drive a character through difficult life, torment, and suffering, thriving, evading hell, and fighting for paradise.
Jesus’ death was just the karmicons’ show
The karmicons were evil beings who intentionally stupefied, subjugated, and exploited all humans, theists, and atheists. Many believers held the belief that they would ascend to heaven after death, however, this was not the case. They were very unpleasantly surprised when they encountered coldblooded karmicons, who forced them to review their life on a tablet and then killed them a second time, transforming them into their incarnants.
Atheists, on the other hand, were also quite surprised when they realized that there is life after death. Unfortunately, their surprise didn’t last long, because after a one-week review, they too were killed and transformed into their incarnants.
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